"You have your angel blade?"
"On my belt under my sweater where Uncle Sam told me to put it"
"Remember your angel shield, protect yourself"
"I will, I remember what you taught me"
"Call your Dad if you need us"
“And be a good girl for Kevin, alright? Protect him too if you can, but listen to him”
“First rule, listen to instruction”
“Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole”
"Love you, Mary"
"Love you, Papa"
omg my mom left 7 seconds ago i have the house to myself for about 6 hours omg this is finally happening after years of waiting
you know what i did in the time i was home alone? nothing. i went to the living room to talk to my pets and i got my hand stuck in a can of pringles